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Marco

Jordan · 6,412 messages

Jordan and you: eight months of “we are not a thing” and 6,400 messages that say otherwise

Marco’s number

71%of conversations started by you

Jordan

  1. 01Who cares more: the numbers you did not want
  2. 02The week things changed
  3. 03You · The one who reaches out
  4. 04Jordan · The one who replies
  5. 05What I would do in your place

I have read every message between you and Jordan since February. Six thousand four hundred of them. For two people who agreed in week two that this is “nothing serious”, you have produced the message volume of a small startup.

Here is what is really going on. Some of it you already know. The rest you have been very carefully not noticing.

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    Card 1 of 5

    Who cares more: the numbers you did not want

    71%
    Conversations you started
    4 min
    Your median reply time
    52 min
    Jordan’s median reply time
    1,140
    Messages after midnight

    You open seven conversations out of ten. That by itself means nothing. What means something is that when Jordan opens one, it is almost always after 11pm, and it is almost always a question about what you are doing, not how you are.

    you up

    what are you doing this weekend

    miss this lol

    Jordan
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    Card 2 of 5

    The week things changed

    Week 19. Until then, Jordan’s reply time hovered around twelve minutes and messages were long. In the second week of June it jumps to over an hour and the messages shrink to one line. Nothing happened in the chat that week. Something happened outside it.

    You noticed. You sent four messages on the Thursday asking if everything was okay. The answer was “yeah just busy”, which is the single most common lie in every chat I have ever read.

Still in this report:

  • You · The one who reaches out
  • Jordan · The one who replies
  • What I would do in your place
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