Sample reports

Full reports Marco wrote about made-up chats: friends, couples, family, work and more. Open one and read it to the end.

• The Tuesday FiveThe Tuesday Five: how a five-a-side team became a support group for men who own air fryers
• JordanJordan and you: eight months of “we are not a thing” and 6,400 messages that say otherwise
• Family (no memes pls)The Family Group: 18,640 messages, 937 dog photos and a father who says everything with one thumb 👍
• The Ops RoomThe Ops Room: fourteen months, 9,870 messages and 312 questions that were never quick ☕
• Alex (ex)Alex and you: seven months after the breakup, 2,904 messages and one hoodie that still hasn’t moved 🧥
• Jules (bestie)You and Jules: nine years, 52,316 messages and only 41 days of silence 🫶
• The Girls 💅The Girls: 61,480 messages, 23 polls about one trip and zero flights booked ✈️
• Lunch? 🥪Lunch? 🥪 34,015 messages, 612 lunch invitations and one colleague who quit but never left
• Mum ❤️You and Mum: 28,904 messages, 640 times “did you eat?” and 97 photos of her ceiling ❤️
• Class 3B ParentsClass 3B Parents: 31 families, 14,212 messages and one blue water bottle the whole class is looking for 🎒